To Whom it May Concern

Dear Spiders,

Hello.  I am writing to make a very simple request.  While I appreciate your desire to help me with my mountain of laundry I would hope you could move your gathering elsewhere.  I am sure my screams of terror and disgust at your sight and my fleeing the room in search of a big stomping sneaker makes your belly’s ache with laughter.  However it is my house and I don’t appreciate your big disgusting hairy selves climbing over my unmentionables as they await being washed.  
I am sure we can come to some sort of agreement and I hereby give you your eviction notice.  I’ll give you until I get my hands on some insecticide or find someone who knows how to make some to vacate the premises.  I hope this will be an amicable separation.
Most sincerely,

3 thoughts on “To Whom it May Concern

  1. Hi! Thanks so much for visiting my blog. 🙂 I’ve bookmarked yours and will be visiting again! BTW, I hate all wildlife (not really, but it definitely can’t have more than 4 legs…*shudder*) so I feel your pain! Don’t give up the fight! LOL


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