This is my first foray into Not Me Monday’s, let’s hope I do this correctly. Link up everyone over at MckMama’s! (www.mycharmingkids.net)
Okay on Saturday I most definitely did not allow my children to watch three Disney movies, nor did I allow them to stay in their pajamas all day.
I also did not contemplate the half eaten Snickers bar on my desk and wonder how long it had been there. And ate it anyway, nope, not me.
I did not forget to feed my kids veggies two nights in a row, nor did I also forget to give them fruit.
I definitely did not clean the house today making my seven year old dust so when daddy gets home from his trip it would look like I had done something. Nope, not me.
I also did not actually laugh when I came across a show on Saturday night called Sex: How to do it. I am not surprised at what they show on public television these days in the UK.
I did not give my kids 629 kisses or 1283 hugs this weekend. I also did not dance to ‘Sexyback’, Pink, Coldplay or Erin McCarley with my kids. Nope, not me.
I did not spend two hours making a little blog button using html code. And I’m also not proud I finally figured the dumb thing out.
I also did not laugh hysterically at some new Dad/Guy blogs I’ve started reading. Nope, not me.
I also didn’t get annoyed when my seven year old beat me at the games Rollit and Monopoly. That would be stupid.
I also didn’t do four loads of laundry or wash the marble floor in the hallway, take out the trash or make a pot of coffee after 7 pm.
I didn’t ignore my daughter when she cried for the fifth time at 3 am. Nope, not me.
I also didn’t just share any of this with any of you.
No, I didn’t because it’s Not Me Monday. So it wasn’t me.