It’s time for Dear So and So over at Kat’s place. It’s the time of the week where you can just let it all out and tell people (and things) what you really think. Link up for more fun!
Dear Sally Minivan,
Cycling Papa put gas in you on September 7th before he went back home to Germany. I finally filled you up again on October 3. You impress me with your gas saving ways. Though what does it say that we never go farther than three miles from our house…
Your most grateful driver,
Loves to turn up the music
Dear Aussie and Indiana Mom at the Bustop,
Dear Trim Paint Guys,
You were supposed to be here at 10 on Tuesday. I know you probably didn’t know this but my parents were flying in that afternoon and I had a house to clean, I still needed to bath myself and the small child who lives with me and I had to buy a weeks worth of food. All by 3:30. Since I had no idea when between 10-2 you would be showing up I wasn’t really ‘cool’ with not being here when you arrived so I waited. And waited. And waited some more. Thanks for not stressing me out about when you were going to show up.
I should have known the answer would be 1:58.
Many thanks and kind regards,
Renter of House from Hell
Why do you hate me? Why can’t you just freakin’ fit correctly? Better yet why does every brand size 8 fit differently? Can’t you people get together and have a universal size or something?
It was funny the first three times I returned a different pair, now it’s just pissing me off. The guy at UPS store is giving me “the look” everytime I bring in another return.
Your new BFF,
I know you were just being funny but even jokingly suggesting that Cycling Papa and I hit a hotel on the way home from the airport kind of freaked me out. Mmm K? I doubt he would object seeing as until you leave on Monday Thor will be shacked up in our bedroom and nothing more than platonic affection will be taking place.
Thanks for thinking of me though. But until I say otherwise – we don’t have sex okay? Just like you and dad don’t either.
Your loving and affectionate daughter,
If you’d like to see some more Dear So and So letters then you really need to see Kat at 3 Bedroom Bungalow. It’s a guaranteed* good time.
*I may have used the word guarantee but no reimbursement if you don’t is implied or stated. If you don’t like it, suck it.