Dear So & So: I’m so mad I’m gonna scream

It’s time to play along with Kat over at 3 Bedroom Bungalow!  I’m late to the party and I’ve only got one letter but it’s a doozy today.

Dear So and So...


Dear Psycho B*tch Landlady,

I appreciate you’ve got a lot to manage with this house (haha) and you want no part of it but I have to take extreme exception to you today. Of all the things that you’ve snidely said about my kids over the last 8 months today’s was certaintly the topper.  Let’s review:

1. Asking me dead serious not once but twice if my kids were going to wreck your house.
2. Asking my MIL the exact same question when I was out of the room.
3. Upon us letting you know we were moving out early (and still continuing to pay the rent regardless) you mentioned that unlike your last Good Tenants you’d have to repaint because we’ve had kids in there after all.
4. Today you sent your realtor to the house so you could get it listed. But you told him to use the old photo’s becasue ‘you didn’t know what the house would look like’.

For your 411 since you didn’t come over with the realtor I cleaned. The f-in place is practically immaculate and I even rearranged our stuff just to make your house look better for pictures. I even made my son (who spent yesterday home sick) clean all his trains that take him hours to put together just so your pictures would look better. Then you chose not to take them.

Well, all I can say is the gloves are coming off and I’m not going to be nice the next time you slam my kids (who are damn angels thank you and haven’t put a single scratch on this house).

May God or whoever have mercy on the poor souls who are stupid enough to rent this place next. They’re gonna need it with you.

I can’t wait to be shot of you you miserable lout.

Most kind regards,
The Woman Who Is So Happy To be Moving Away From You

Thank you to Kat for allowing us to vent our letters. I love Fridays lady, and it’s all thanks to you.

24 thoughts on “Dear So & So: I’m so mad I’m gonna scream

  1. If I were you, I'd ask someone from the neighbourhood to keep an eye on the house and see if someone moves in while you're still paying the rent. It's illegal to collect rent from two people for the same dwelling.

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  2. I'm sorry you have such a pill of a landlady. My MIL had a land lady that tried to accuse her 15 and 16 year old sons of peeing on the carpet causing it to stink. The true source was the previous tenants dog had peed all over the room and the managers changed the carpet in the wrong rooms to the boys room still reeked.

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  3. So funny…. I would have killed to clean hard for pic's only not to have any taken… WHAT!!!So on to greener pastures for you sistta!!!!

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