It’s time to play along with Kat over at 3 Bedroom Bungalow! I’m late to the party and I’ve only got one letter but it’s a doozy today.
Dear Psycho B*tch Landlady,
I appreciate you’ve got a lot to manage with this house (haha) and you want no part of it but I have to take extreme exception to you today. Of all the things that you’ve snidely said about my kids over the last 8 months today’s was certaintly the topper. Let’s review:
1. Asking me dead serious not once but twice if my kids were going to wreck your house.
2. Asking my MIL the exact same question when I was out of the room.
3. Upon us letting you know we were moving out early (and still continuing to pay the rent regardless) you mentioned that unlike your last Good Tenants you’d have to repaint because we’ve had kids in there after all.
4. Today you sent your realtor to the house so you could get it listed. But you told him to use the old photo’s becasue ‘you didn’t know what the house would look like’.
For your 411 since you didn’t come over with the realtor I cleaned. The f-in place is practically immaculate and I even rearranged our stuff just to make your house look better for pictures. I even made my son (who spent yesterday home sick) clean all his trains that take him hours to put together just so your pictures would look better. Then you chose not to take them.
Well, all I can say is the gloves are coming off and I’m not going to be nice the next time you slam my kids (who are damn angels thank you and haven’t put a single scratch on this house).
May God or whoever have mercy on the poor souls who are stupid enough to rent this place next. They’re gonna need it with you.
I can’t wait to be shot of you you miserable lout.
Most kind regards,
The Woman Who Is So Happy To be Moving Away From You
Thank you to Kat for allowing us to vent our letters. I love Fridays lady, and it’s all thanks to you.